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samedi, juillet 28, 2012

Ecologie / Ecology

L'écologie vue par les Bidochon.

Un moment hilarant sur les lampes basses consommation.
Pour lire l'intégralité du texte cliquer sur le lien ci dessous.


Merci MLD!


Here as well we are told to lower our energy bills and think ecologically. Enter the compact fluorescent lamps. Across the ocean our French friends find themselves in the same predicament. A cartoonist has decided to put ink on paper to tell us the story of the Bidochon family going green.
The link to the entire cartoon is below. It is in French but some may find it interesting...

samedi, juillet 14, 2012

Incroyable!

It's Saturday and it's Bastille Day. 
I am enjoying this blessed day peacefully, at home, minding my own business and listening to Rick Steves' weekly radio program on the local NPR station. 
Today, in honor of Bastille Day he is interviewing Olivier Magny.

Olivier is a sommelier, founder of Ô Chateau (a wine tasting and wine bar), an entrepreneur, a blogger, a food and wine lover and a best selling author.
It all started a few years ago with posts written in English on his blog. 
Then Olivier's new book "Dessine Moi un Parisien" came out a few months ago in France and the English translation has quickly become a best seller in the UK and the US. 
Titled "Stuff Parisians Like" the book is, according to a blurb, "hilariously perceptive".

 Olivier has a self deprecating sense of humor, and believe it or not, I get it. Even the French like a little Paris bashing now and then, especially the non-Parisians.
It's all in good (French) fun. Right?

But then the segment ends with Olivier answering Rick's question about Parisian women's "je ne sais quoi".
Apparently it is all a myth. Parisian women don't have it. They lost it.  
In order to avoid looking like sluts I hear that Parisiennes are the "most dull and depressing women on earth"! And living with them makes French men miserable!

WHAT? 

Aux Armes Citoyennes!

I hate to break it to you Ollie, but this may not be the best day to bash French women...



 Who the heck is this knucklehead? So, I Googled him and found a lot to read about Olivier.   I also read that he considers himself a little bit of a nut case.
Now that explains it all!

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Olivier Magny is a very funny guy and what he writes about Parisians may delight some...





One of my favorite blog entries.
Scroll down and do not miss reading Vivi's comment ( 3rd one down). It is absolutely true!



In case you crave more "hilarious perspective"from Olivier Magny...

Joyeux 14 Juillet / Happy Bastille Day


Happy  Bastille Day to all.

The parade was held on the Champs Elysées this A.M, next come the various celebrations in Paris and in towns around France.

My mom must be thrilled. For the 4th year one of her favorite hometown band, the Bagad of Lann-Bihoué, opened the parade.



Weather permitting I am sure people will dance in the streets and champagne will flow.

Vive le 14 Juillet!


I also couldn't resist posting this link (below) about Bastille Day. 
Written by a Chicago Francophile it is a humorous history lesson....

mardi, juillet 10, 2012

La Langue de Bois...

La Langue de Bois... or the Art of Saying Nothing.

I recently received an email from my sister in law containing a form that is now probably going viral in France. The form looks official and is about one of the necessary courses in the curriculum of the E.N.A, l'Ecole Nationale d'Administration- France's National School of Administration.
For those interested to learn more about the school I have included a link below, but to make a long story short it is one of the most prestigious French graduate schools for aspiring civil servants.

The intention of this course is to teach future civil servants to communicate with their compatriots in France and around the world. The exercise consists of choosing a block from column 1, then adding any block from column 2, followed by any block from column 3 and so on. One must not forget to show "strength of conviction" and "intonation" when speaking!

For those who speak French it is soon obvious that these sentences sound great and mean absolutely nothing.  We have all heard them before, they have zero substance but they sure sound great.

So, what am I talking about you may ask? Well, France has had its presidential campaign and on the other side of the Atlantic we are also hearing many civil servants speak with conviction and great intonation. The question is: are they getting to the point? It seems like regardless of our country of origin we all have heard those  brilliant speeches that mean very little.

" Parler pour ne rien dire " the French say.
In short...
"Talking to say nothing."

"La Langue de Bois" indeed!

Click the link below to see the full size text





Caption of a French political cartoon:
"Let's not call it a "recession", let's call it "negative growth."
Christine Lagarde the Nobel prize winner for the "Langue de Bois".

dimanche, juillet 08, 2012

Gardons le Sens de l'Humour / A Sense of Humor

After the less than stellar performance of the French soccer team, known as " Les Bleus" during the recent Euro 2012, France is collectively getting over the deception and definitely concentrating on what matters most in life....

Translation:
" Here at least  "Les Bleus" are excellent!"

Below follows a list of blue cheese...


On garde quand même le sens de l'humour....

lundi, mai 07, 2012

La France A Parlé...

France has spoken indeed.



I have tried to Skype Marianne, and this morning her status still shows her "Away." I think I know why... 52% of her celebrated drinking champagne and eating merguez at the Bastille until the wee hours of the morning, while 48% of her went home and drowned her sorrow in champagne and petits fours. 
Knowing her I bet she was on stage singing and dancing with Ridan, Yaël Naim, Kassav, Mokobé and last but not least Yannick Noah (who the media tell us, is France's favorite singer )!
This morning she is probably nursing a headache and wondering what the heck happened to her.

Last night, I was able to talk to my family in Lyon - they were on Skype - where people were also celebrating. In the background, I could hear car horns, firecrackers and the "paim-pon" of emergency sirens. 
As my brother so eloquently said, " you would think we just won the World Cup!"

Speeches were many and some faces from the past reappeared. Faces such as that of Mazarine Pingeot, the illegitimate daughter whom François Mitterrand hid from the French for many years until she showed up at his funeral. 
We are told a new France has risen and it is more united than it has ever been.
 This being said, one could not help notice the numerous Algerian, Moroccan and Senegalese flags waving alongside the red flags of the Parti Communiste.  One only wished that there were a few more "Tricolores" among them.


But this is not the time for bitterness.
 François promises transparency and miracles. He will increase the minimum wage, reinstate retirement at 60 (instead of 62), re-hire thousands of civil servants and teachers, allow foreigners to vote in municipal elections... A complete audit of France's financial health will be done and it will undoubtedly show that we can afford it all. Otherwise we will raise taxes on those who are different from us, the middle class, and a 75% income tax seems like the right amount.
Nicolas' concession speech was sensible and he admitted he had made some mistakes. He took the blame and somehow looked relieved to have lost, finally asking if anyone had seen Carla. 
François' first speech -- from the city of Tulle in the Correze department -- was sensible and he thanked Nicolas for his love of the Republic.
To keep in the patriotic mood, Tulle was celebrating the Accordion Festival.

Meanwhile giddy journalists and talking heads were wondering if the "Internationale" would be sung at the Bastille? For Marine Le Pen and her Front National it probably sounded more like "Ah, Ça ira, Ça ira..", the 1790 revolutionary refrain of the sans-culottes.

Thank goodness, cooler heads were prevailing.
As my pragmatic brother said, "let's not get all excited just yet, for we have 5 years to figure it all out."
My sage sister-in-law mentioned the well known French political paradox: "presidents from the right govern on the left and presidents from the left govern on the right...."
My 82 year old mother had switched off her brand new (flat screen) T.V and was already in bed.

So, today, from this side of the Atlantic Ocean,
I will end this post with a favorite commentary from my wise husband, who after 35 years, has silently weathered many French elections.

" The French follow nobody and nobody follows the French."

A bientôt!

lundi, avril 30, 2012

Allons Enfants......

This coming Sunday, May 6, the French will cast their ballots to elect the next president of the Republic.

 We started with 10 candidates and are now down to two.

 Gone are the Left Front ( Communist ) Party of Jean-Luc Mélenchon, the Green's Europe-Ecology of Eva Joly, the Arise the Republic Party of Nicolas Dupont-Aignan, the Workers' Struggle Party of Nathalie Arthaud, the Solidarity and Progress Party of Jacques Cheminade, the New Anticapitalist Party of Philippe Poutou, the Democratic Movement of François Bayrou and last but not least the National Front ( Far Right ) of Marine Le Pen.

                      I know, that's a list long enough to make anyone's head spin!

Two weeks ago, after the " Premier Tour " ( the First Round ) we were finally left with 2 options.

The Socialist Party of François Hollande, the candidate who was chosen to replace the now infamous DSK.....


and

The Union for a Popular Movement of our current president Nicolas Sarkozy.


French living overseas have been kept informed and have received many emails and flyers about the various candidates. We have been able to cast our votes at the local French Consulate ( if we are lucky to live in a large town ) or at the local Alliance Française, at a local center where a representative of the French government came to supervise and gather our votes or by electing a family member in France to cast our ballot. 
In the United States, we are asked to go the the polls one day earlier so our votes will be counted by Sunday night. So, many of us will go to the Houston French Consulate ( on Post Oak Blvd ) this coming Saturday.

In his flyer Nicolas tells us we have to make a historical choice that will affect our future and France's destiny ( ".. vous avez un choix historique à faire, qui engage votre avenir et le destin de la France.")

In his flyer François tells us that by electing him we will decide to write a new page for France's history ( "..c'est vous qui déciderez d'écrire une nouvelle page de l'histoire de France...")

Serious stuff indeed! 

On the other side of the Atlantic Ocean the media have been busy spinning their wheels. Apparently it's a done deal. François is definitely going to be our next leader. Everyone loves him! 
Which means that 28.63% of the 77.95% of the French voted for him.
Nicolas came second with 27.18% of the 77.95% of the electorate.
It's down to the wire.

The media also tell us Angela Merkel cannot stand François and much prefers her pal " Monsieur Bling- Bling " ( Nicolas' nickname ).

What an exciting week-end we have ahead of us.

For those who want to know more about the French election process.




Out of 46,03,545 registered voters. 
35,885,739 voted ( 77.95% ), i.e cast a ballot that could be legally counted.
9,451,687 ( 20.53% ) abstained
700,119 ( 1.52% ) voted "no preference".

I bet Marianne is holding her breath....


lundi, février 27, 2012

So Funny I Had to Share!

I received this post from France this morning and I had to share.


 The silent movie, "The Artist", won 10 Oscar nominations. 
Needless to say it's a first for a French film!

Obviously, everybody likes the French when they keep their mouth shut!

Merci Lauren !

jeudi, décembre 08, 2011

Une Tradition Lyonnaise / A Lyon Tradition

Chaque année, le 8 Décembre, Lyon célèbre la Fête des Lumières.




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Each year, on the 8th day of December, the city of Lyon celebrates the Festival of Lights. The tradition started in 1643 when Lyon was struck by the plague. The city promised to pay tribute to the Virgin Mary if the town was spared and every year since a procession and offerings are held at the Basilica of Notre Dame de Fourvière.

Here is a video of the 2009 procession.

La montée aux flambeaux de la colline de Fourvière.

To this day, the tradition dictates that every family in Lyon place a collection of colored or clear votives glasses filled with candles on the windowsills of their houses or apartments.


Les lumignons que les Lyonnais déposent à leurs fenêtres.


Lately the Lyon City Hall organizes a professionally run festival throughout the city.



To know more about the Lyon Festival of Lights: